averypottermormon:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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that was not nice

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

sereeeh:

He puts his glasses on then takes them off

(Source: thisisuses)

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction.

—Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)

(Source: newrider)

cherrychublicious92:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

thewafflemonster:

pandamunk:

megadarklucario:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)





I think I’m getting a good idea about what that fusion thing was about.

ohgod, Jay, do you really not know what this is?

thewafflemonster:

pandamunk:

megadarklucario:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

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I think I’m getting a good idea about what that fusion thing was about.

ohgod, Jay, do you really not know what this is?

brittanylreid25:

~The Little Mermaid

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think her brother would be the one to give her the statue instead of a pet/friend fish. And her dad isn’t as blatantly opposed to her going to the surface, but he’s also not doing her any favors so she’d go to the witch anyways to get legs.

(Source: -disneylove)

this didn’t happen in the books

— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

secretlifeofageekygirl:

ithelpstodream:

Game of Thrones
Brienne of Tarth

BAMF

221batman:

Internet Bruce: Grumpy dad who is secretly really nice

Actual Bruce: Angry, tortured man who has been through so much pain he barely even loves anymore

Internet Tim: little fanboy who loves computers and science and is really awkward

Actual Tim: Intelligent, hurt boy who has a…