I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction.
Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)
Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms
what THE FUCK
I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a
YOU’RE NOT HELPING.
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
~The Little Mermaid
I think her brother would be the one to give her the statue instead of a pet/friend fish. And her dad isn’t as blatantly opposed to her going to the surface, but he’s also not doing her any favors so she’d go to the witch anyways to get legs.